Steely Dom Films "Affordable" Merchandise
At Steely Dom Films, we believe that everyone should be able to buy merchandise at an affordable price, even if you are on food stamps. Now, you will be able to buy a memorable and useful item for yourself, a holiday gift, a celebration gift, or to show people how hip and cool you are.
Check out these amazing must-have items that you will cherish for the rest of your life and can pass on to your loved ones when you finally kick the bucket. As an added benefit, you can pawn these items for big bucks if you get in a financial bind. This is just the beginning, more items are on the way.
Check out these amazing must-have items that you will cherish for the rest of your life and can pass on to your loved ones when you finally kick the bucket. As an added benefit, you can pawn these items for big bucks if you get in a financial bind. This is just the beginning, more items are on the way.
The Steely Dom Films 100% Cotton T-Shirt
This t-shirt will keep you nice and cool, and even cooler if you cut off the collar as I do. Look cool and be cool wearing one of these! Available in sizes: Anorexic, S, M, L, XL, XXL, and Obese. Made in the USA. Free shipping included.
Price $129.99 Obese size $239.99
Sorry, Obese size is on backorder.
This t-shirt will keep you nice and cool, and even cooler if you cut off the collar as I do. Look cool and be cool wearing one of these! Available in sizes: Anorexic, S, M, L, XL, XXL, and Obese. Made in the USA. Free shipping included.
Price $129.99 Obese size $239.99
Sorry, Obese size is on backorder.
Steely Dom Films "Zero Emissions" Unisex Underwear
At Steely Dom Films, besides making outrageous comedy films, we do all that we can to keep the earth's atmosphere as clean as possible, so we can all breathe fresh air. Steely Dom Films "Zero Emissions" Underwear was scientifically designed to do just that. The hemp fibers in these underwear are intertwined with active charcoal in the poot zone, to filter the offensive odors emitted from your butt. They even squash the sound level that comes with the passing of gas by 85%. This really helps when you're shooting an intimate love scene. In fact, actors that I hire must agree to wear these underwear on the set, and are checked twice daily to make sure that they are wearing them. It's in their contract! Available in sizes: Anorexic, Bony, Regular, Large, XL, XXL, Kardashian Butt and Obese. Made in the USA. Free shipping included.
Pack of 7 for each day of the week
Was $179.99
Sale Price $159.99 Add $10.00 for Kardashian Butt and Obese sizes.
Kardashian Butt and Obese sizes are on backorder.
At Steely Dom Films, besides making outrageous comedy films, we do all that we can to keep the earth's atmosphere as clean as possible, so we can all breathe fresh air. Steely Dom Films "Zero Emissions" Underwear was scientifically designed to do just that. The hemp fibers in these underwear are intertwined with active charcoal in the poot zone, to filter the offensive odors emitted from your butt. They even squash the sound level that comes with the passing of gas by 85%. This really helps when you're shooting an intimate love scene. In fact, actors that I hire must agree to wear these underwear on the set, and are checked twice daily to make sure that they are wearing them. It's in their contract! Available in sizes: Anorexic, Bony, Regular, Large, XL, XXL, Kardashian Butt and Obese. Made in the USA. Free shipping included.
Pack of 7 for each day of the week
Was $179.99
Sale Price $159.99 Add $10.00 for Kardashian Butt and Obese sizes.
Kardashian Butt and Obese sizes are on backorder.
The Steely Dom Films "Grow Your Hair Back" Ball Cap
This USB-powered ball cap is great for bad hair days, thinning hair, or if you're as bald as a cue ball. What makes this cap so special is, it has built-in lasers to grow your hair back. These lasers also make you smarter and stimulate the part of your brain that controls your sex drive. It has a little pocket inside to store, not one, but two condoms. That's how well it works! Made in the USA. Free shipping included.
Was $1,400.99
Sale Price $1,380.99
Sorry, this item is on backorder.
This USB-powered ball cap is great for bad hair days, thinning hair, or if you're as bald as a cue ball. What makes this cap so special is, it has built-in lasers to grow your hair back. These lasers also make you smarter and stimulate the part of your brain that controls your sex drive. It has a little pocket inside to store, not one, but two condoms. That's how well it works! Made in the USA. Free shipping included.
Was $1,400.99
Sale Price $1,380.99
Sorry, this item is on backorder.
Before and after results in just 2 weeks of use - Results may vary
Steely Dom Films "Le Pew" Toilet Water
This eau de toilette is made with genuine Rio Grande river water, peach schnapps, extra virgin olive oil, and is guaranteed that you score, every time you splash it on. It comes in a 4-ounce gold and diamond encrusted bottle in the shape of a toilet. Nothing screams "You have class" quite like owning a bottle of Le Pew Toilet Water. Made in the USA exclusively for Steely Dom Films. Free shipping included.
Price: If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it.
Sorry, this item is on backorder.
This eau de toilette is made with genuine Rio Grande river water, peach schnapps, extra virgin olive oil, and is guaranteed that you score, every time you splash it on. It comes in a 4-ounce gold and diamond encrusted bottle in the shape of a toilet. Nothing screams "You have class" quite like owning a bottle of Le Pew Toilet Water. Made in the USA exclusively for Steely Dom Films. Free shipping included.
Price: If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it.
Sorry, this item is on backorder.
Steely Dom Films Coffee Cup
This versatile coffee cup can also be used for Cappuccino, Lattes, Cold Brews, teas, soups, juices, or just plain water. It's also a great way to disguise alcoholic beverages like the Black Cow, Black Russian, White Russian, Kahlua and Cream, Cinnamon Whiskey, Bourbon Cocktail, Mocha Cocktail, Coffee Buzz Martini, Iced Coffee Margarita, Espresso Negroni, Coffee Brandy Alexander, Nutty Irishman, The Siciliano, and Irish Coffee, just to name a few. This coffee cup is microwave and dishwasher safe. Made in the USA. Free shipping included.
Was $169.99
Sale Price $159.99
Sorry, this item is on backorder.
This versatile coffee cup can also be used for Cappuccino, Lattes, Cold Brews, teas, soups, juices, or just plain water. It's also a great way to disguise alcoholic beverages like the Black Cow, Black Russian, White Russian, Kahlua and Cream, Cinnamon Whiskey, Bourbon Cocktail, Mocha Cocktail, Coffee Buzz Martini, Iced Coffee Margarita, Espresso Negroni, Coffee Brandy Alexander, Nutty Irishman, The Siciliano, and Irish Coffee, just to name a few. This coffee cup is microwave and dishwasher safe. Made in the USA. Free shipping included.
Was $169.99
Sale Price $159.99
Sorry, this item is on backorder.
Steely Dom Films Automatic Hand Soap Dispenser
If you happen to be a germaphobe like me, the touchless Steely Dom Films Automatic Hand Soap Dispenser is just the thing for you. As an added level of protection against germs, you can have your soap dispenser customized with your name on it so you don't catch a disease from someone in your house or your germ-infested friends that come to visit you.
When you own a Steely Dom Films Automatic Hand Soap Dispenser, you know that you have reached the pinnacle of success in your life. It's powered by a rechargeable battery and includes a USB charging cord. Made in the USA. Free shipping included.
Was $279.99
Sale Price $259.99
Sorry, this item is on backorder.
If you happen to be a germaphobe like me, the touchless Steely Dom Films Automatic Hand Soap Dispenser is just the thing for you. As an added level of protection against germs, you can have your soap dispenser customized with your name on it so you don't catch a disease from someone in your house or your germ-infested friends that come to visit you.
When you own a Steely Dom Films Automatic Hand Soap Dispenser, you know that you have reached the pinnacle of success in your life. It's powered by a rechargeable battery and includes a USB charging cord. Made in the USA. Free shipping included.
Was $279.99
Sale Price $259.99
Sorry, this item is on backorder.
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Steely Dom Films Hospital Bug-Out Bag
When your health insurance won't cover the cost of a toothbrush or aspirin when you're in the hospital, it could cost you an extra $1,000 out-of-pocket. This Steely Dom Films Bug-Out Bag is designed to transfer all of the basic things that you will need if you ever have to stay in the hospital for an extended period of time, or as I call it, a vacation.
There is plenty of room for your laptop computer, cell phone, electric or manual toothbrush, dental floss, toothpaste, feminine products, electric shaver, extra pair of underwear so people don't see your naked butt through the back of your hospital gown, a chub of salami and cheese, loaves of Italian bread, pasta, spaghetti sauce, a case of beer, several bottles of wine, cooking utensils, silverware, paper plates, espresso machine, a cheesecake, your favorite potted plants (Basil and Parsley), and finally, a hotplate and pot to cook in. Made in the USA. Free shipping included.
Was 215.99
Sale Price $198.99
Sorry, this item is on backorder.
When your health insurance won't cover the cost of a toothbrush or aspirin when you're in the hospital, it could cost you an extra $1,000 out-of-pocket. This Steely Dom Films Bug-Out Bag is designed to transfer all of the basic things that you will need if you ever have to stay in the hospital for an extended period of time, or as I call it, a vacation.
There is plenty of room for your laptop computer, cell phone, electric or manual toothbrush, dental floss, toothpaste, feminine products, electric shaver, extra pair of underwear so people don't see your naked butt through the back of your hospital gown, a chub of salami and cheese, loaves of Italian bread, pasta, spaghetti sauce, a case of beer, several bottles of wine, cooking utensils, silverware, paper plates, espresso machine, a cheesecake, your favorite potted plants (Basil and Parsley), and finally, a hotplate and pot to cook in. Made in the USA. Free shipping included.
Was 215.99
Sale Price $198.99
Sorry, this item is on backorder.
